Have you ever forgotten how to Alpina?

Kinja'd!!! "E30Joe drives a Subaru" (325joe)
05/29/2014 at 19:18 • Filed to: None

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This guy did.

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Spotted at my work, this particular B7 is in here regularly with various problems. The owner is pretty negligent.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! LuczOr > E30Joe drives a Subaru
05/29/2014 at 19:20

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So much for the paint job on the fender.

Not to mention the wheel.


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > LuczOr
05/29/2014 at 19:20

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It's over 2000 dollars for a wheel and OEM replacement tire.

Luckily this guy has Alpina B7 money.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > E30Joe drives a Subaru
05/29/2014 at 19:25

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Deploy the Oppositelock repossession team!


Kinja'd!!! Arben72 > E30Joe drives a Subaru
05/29/2014 at 19:26

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To be fair, his detailer probably charges that much to clean it.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > E30Joe drives a Subaru
05/29/2014 at 19:27

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but they're run flat tyres bro, I can drive on them when they're flat it's okay.


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > Arben72
05/29/2014 at 19:27

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This thing doesn't get detailed. Trust me.


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
05/29/2014 at 19:29

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You can also drive on them when they are not there! It's great!


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > E30Joe drives a Subaru
05/29/2014 at 19:36

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air ride suspension man. Like the jetsons.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > jkm7680
05/29/2014 at 19:39

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Crocket, reporting in.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > E30Joe drives a Subaru
05/29/2014 at 19:45

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arghhhhh that one wheel is worth more than my entire 7 series

That is not how you alpina!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Crocket Bernet
05/29/2014 at 20:00

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Jkm7680 reporting for duty!


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > jkm7680
05/29/2014 at 21:04

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Aya Yudhistira, Reporting in.